Captain Bones — The Eternal Navigator

CAPTAIN BONES

Est. 1743. Still on duty.

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They say he was the greatest navigator who ever lived.
They say he found an island that doesn't exist on any map.
They say the sea swallowed him whole.

They were almost right.

The crew didn't make it.
The ship didn't make it.
But the Captain never lets go of the wheel.

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Three centuries later, he resurfaced.
Not in the Atlantic.
Not in the Bermuda Triangle.
In your living room. In a fish tank.
Surrounded by goldfish who have absolutely no idea what they're looking at.

He doesn't mind.
He's steered through worse.

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AIR-POWERED SPINNING WHEEL  •  GLOW IN THE DARK  •  FISH-SAFE RESIN  •  AQUARIUM DECOR

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Air pump not included.
Obsession with the sea: eternal.