The Caveman's Arsenal — Dummy Grenade Storage Case

THE CAVEMAN'S ARSENAL

Est. 10,000 BC. Still in business.

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You need a place for small things.
Rings. Pills. Coins. Secrets.
We have a solution.
It used to be a weapon. Now it holds your chapstick.
Progress.

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The M433 Dummy Grenade Storage Case is 100% not explosive.
We checked. Twice.
It is, however, 100% guaranteed to make your desk look like you have a very interesting backstory.

Your guests will stare.
Your coworkers will ask questions.
You will say nothing. Just smile.

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• 💣 Dummy M433 HEDP design — looks dangerous, stores chapstick
• 📦 Mini storage case — rings, coins, pills, USB drives, regrets
• 🏠 Perfect for desk, shelf, or bag — conversation guaranteed
• 🎁 Ideal gift — for the person who has everything except a grenade
• ✅ 100% inert — airport security may disagree, but legally you're fine

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Not responsible for confused houseguests.
You explain.