{"product_id":"dummy-grenade-mini-storage-case","title":"The Caveman's Arsenal — Dummy Grenade Storage Case","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; letter-spacing: 4px;\"\u003eTHE CAVEMAN'S ARSENAL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; color: #888; font-style: italic;\"\u003eEst. 10,000 BC. Still in business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #222; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou need a place for small things.\u003cbr\u003e\nRings. Pills. Coins. Secrets.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe have a solution.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eIt used to be a weapon. Now it holds your chapstick.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProgress.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #222; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe M433 Dummy Grenade Storage Case is 100% not explosive.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe checked. Twice.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is, however, 100% guaranteed to make your desk look like you have a very interesting backstory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour guests will stare.\u003cbr\u003e\nYour coworkers will ask questions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eYou will say nothing. Just smile.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #222; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💣 \u003cstrong\u003eDummy M433 HEDP design\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks dangerous, stores chapstick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eMini storage case\u003c\/strong\u003e — rings, coins, pills, USB drives, regrets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏠 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for desk, shelf, or bag\u003c\/strong\u003e — conversation guaranteed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eIdeal gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the person who has everything except a grenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003e100% inert\u003c\/strong\u003e — airport security may disagree, but legally you're fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #222; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: #666;\"\u003eNot responsible for confused houseguests.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eYou explain.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Levesphere","offers":[{"title":"A","offer_id":41051276640304,"sku":"14:193#A","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/0597\/1248\/files\/S9176337f73644481921c47d70cb3fe63t.webp?v=1701899735","url":"https:\/\/levesphere.com\/products\/dummy-grenade-mini-storage-case","provider":"Levesphere","version":"1.0","type":"link"}