{"product_id":"count-catula-vampire-cat-art-poster","title":"Count Catula — Vampire Cat Art Poster","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif; background: #08000a; color: #f0d0e8; padding: 28px; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #cc3030; font-size: 1.6em; letter-spacing: 4px; text-transform: uppercase; text-shadow: 0 0 16px #aa0000, 0 0 32px #660000; font-weight: 300; text-align: center;\"\u003eI   V A N T   T O   S L E E P   O N   Y O U R   F A C E.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; color: #882020; font-style: italic; font-size: 1.05em; letter-spacing: 2px; margin-top: -10px;\"\u003e— Count Catula, Lord of Darkness, Destroyer of Curtains, Knocker of Things Off Tables\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: 1px solid #3a0010; opacity: 0.6; margin: 22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 2.3; color: #e0a8c0; font-size: 1.02em;\"\u003eFor centuries, he has ruled the night. He rises at 3am — not to hunt, but to sprint across the hallway for no reason. He stares into the void — not because he sees something, but because he wants you to think he does. He knocks your water glass off the table. He does it again. He looks you in the eye while he does it a third time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 2.3; color: #e0a8c0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #cc3030;\"\u003eCount Catula\u003c\/strong\u003e is ancient. He is powerful. He has red eyes that have witnessed the fall of empires and the rise of civilizations. He has also witnessed you trip over him in the dark and he found it hilarious. His castle is your apartment. His minions are you. His cape is magnificent and he knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 2.3; color: #e0a8c0;\"\u003eThis poster is a tribute to every cat who has ever stared at you from across the room with the energy of someone who could destroy you but has chosen, for now, not to. Hang it. Let it watch over your space. It will judge you. That is its purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: 1px solid #3a0010; opacity: 0.6; margin: 22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #cc3030; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e🦷🐈 ABOUT THIS PIECE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"line-height: 2.4; color: #e0a8c0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eHigh-quality art poster\u003c\/strong\u003e — vivid reds, deep blacks, maximum drama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌕 \u003cstrong\u003eBlood moon aesthetic\u003c\/strong\u003e — gothic, cinematic, and deeply ridiculous in the best way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003e30.48 × 45.72 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e — large enough to command respect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔧 \u003cstrong\u003eFrameless\u003c\/strong\u003e — frame it, or let it hang raw like the feral noble it is\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — for cat lovers, horror fans, and anyone whose cat has already taken over their home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: 1px solid #3a0010; opacity: 0.6; margin: 22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #cc3030; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e📋 SPECS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; color: #e0a8c0;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #120008;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003ePremium Canvas \/ Art Poster\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #08000a;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003e30.48 × 45.72 cm (12 × 18 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #120008;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003eGothic Horror Comedy \/ Dark Humor \/ Cat Art\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #08000a;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 12px; border: 1px solid #3a0010;\"\u003eFrameless — hang raw or frame your way\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: 1px solid #3a0010; opacity: 0.6; margin: 22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #cc3030; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e🎯 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #e0a8c0; line-height: 2;\"\u003eCat Lovers  •  Horror Fans  •  Halloween Decor  •  Gothic Humor Enthusiasts  •  Anyone Whose Cat Already Thinks It Rules the World  •  (It Does)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: 1px solid #3a0010; opacity: 0.6; margin: 22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; color: #cc3030; font-style: italic; font-size: 1.05em; letter-spacing: 1px; text-shadow: 0 0 10px #660000;\"\u003e🦷  \"Children of the night... feed me.\"  🦷\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.85em; color: #882020;\"\u003eCount Catula — Ancient. Powerful. Absolutely done with your nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Levesphere","offers":[{"title":"A","offer_id":41720943083568,"sku":"601099664236582-A","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/0597\/1248\/files\/760aece8-7e95-4116-9ddf-5f82fb8bab7d.jpg?v=1731471817","url":"https:\/\/levesphere.com\/products\/count-catula-vampire-cat-art-poster","provider":"Levesphere","version":"1.0","type":"link"}